91. Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu

92. Santa: "During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much."
Nurse: "What word was that?"
Santa: "Oops!"

93. A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty
"Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."

94. Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog

95. The 3 fastest means of communication:
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

96. What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney?
A. Black mail

97. Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."

98. Jeeto: What are you doing?
Santa: Washing myself, of course
Preeto: Without soap and water?
Santa: Haven't you ever heard of dry cleaning

99. Why did Santa fall out the window ?
A. He was ironing the curtain

100. Santa: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months or I'll not be able to communicate with my child.
Banta: Is it ! Why ?
Santa: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start to speak after 6 months