151.
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such
beautiful
things as women..and then he turns them into Wives
!?!!!?! |
152.
It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million
soldiers
to protect a country BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy
HOME! Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI |
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153.
After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He
Chcked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch &
finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI |
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154.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side! |
155.
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!! |
156.
It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs
ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being
murdered |
157.
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a
HUSBAND.! |
158.
Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon. |
159.
Do sardar jee motor cycle per bomb lay kar jarahay thay,
Rastay main speed breaker ki waja say jhatkay lag rahay
thay,
Sardar jee ka dost bola yaar aaram say gari chalao kahi
bomb na
phatjain, Sardar jee...Oo tussi fiker hi naker assi kay
pass dosra bhi tu bomb hay. :) |
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160.
aik sharabi raatkay waqat apnay dost kay sath jaraha
hota hay. rastay main talab per nazar parhti hay tu us
main us ko chand dikhta hay woh apny dost say kahta hay
yaar ye kia hay.dost kehta hay chand hay. sharabi hairan
ho ker yaar hum log itnay upper aagaiy |
