161.
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas
color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara
vala dena!' |
162.
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says "Hi,
Main
Bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain,Ithe bhi Main Bol
Raha
Hoon!" |
163.
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha
tha
rasty mein ek Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ???
"
Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar
kar kia
faida." |
164.
Burhiya:Aray dekho iss kambakhat maare ko mere sath
larki ja rahi he osse nahi dekh raha kab se mujhe taare
chala ja ria he...!
Aadmi:Aray..! amma darasal ye kabaria he purana maal
dekh raha
he. |
165.
Ustaad: Bete, aap jab hanste hen to aap ke dimples parte
hen
aap bohat ache lagte hen dil chahta he aap ko piyar
karloon.
Bacha: Sir, mujhse ziyada dimple to mere ammi ke parte
hen. |
166.
Aik lerki apny boy friend k sath nai garri main long
drive par ja rahi thi achanak larki kehnay lagi.....suno
!
kia tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho ?
kioon nahi.....larkay ne bare fakher se garden akraaii...
larki ne aahista se kaha..........
"to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo " |
167.
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf...kaisa machis leke
aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya
hu. |
168.
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee
rahi
hai.... |
169.
teen dost tha phalla patan dosra panjabe or tisra
memon.Ramzan ka maina tha dostoo na bolaa ka yar zakat
dana ha too app log kasa datta ho. too phala dost patan
na bolla ka hum khali maidan ma za kar gol paira banatha
ha or asman ma paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa paira ka
bhair zata ha woo zakat kartta ha or zoo andar hotta ha
woo humara hotta ha .fer pajabe na bolla ka hum ak lakir
kachtta ha or paisa ushal tha ha zoo
paisa left hand par zatta ha woo zakat kartta ha or zoo
right hand par woo humara.fer memon dost sa pucha ka woo
kasa kartta ha too usna kaha ka astag feroollha app log
assa zakat kartta ho yea lakir fakir keya ha hum khali
maidan ma zatta ha or asman ma husal tha ha zoo paisa
asman ma gheya woo zakat ka or zoo paisa necha aaya woo
humara. |
170.
Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which
has
Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the
clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The man
took the
thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several
hours the
Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next
day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street
and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a
thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a
fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder." |
