171.
Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Sardar : What other colours do you have? |
172.
Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is
a
teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She's a woman. |
173.
Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that
I've
failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past
year's
performance repeated. |
174.
Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey
and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love. |
175.
Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers
before
eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. |
176.
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that
nine out
of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all
died. |
177.
Teacher : " Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is
impossible."
One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all
the
toothpaste and put it back into the tube again. |
178.
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
the
sameday, sametime." |
179.
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the
road....why
?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back
from the
office. |
180.
A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she
managed to call one in particular.
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname ! |
