11. Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
A. Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.

12. Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

13. Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

14. What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Maro dikro Dubai gayo?"
A. My son drowned.

15. What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro STATES ma gayon" ?
A. Ramesh's son failed in statistics...

16. Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, Kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: Dhokla.

17. Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A. Because it was an entrance exam.

18. Santa's inventions:
1. Waterproof towel
2. Solar powered torch
3. Book on how to read
4. Pedal powered wheel chair.

19. Banta: Why does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the movie GUIDE?
Santa: B'coz Dev Anand says: 'O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna'

20. When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.