191.
Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar
jhad
se ulta
latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka
he, Sardar
bola oye side B gaa raha hun. |
192.
Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged,
will
u give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?" |
193.
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep
with
married women. |
194.
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth
floor of a
building when a man came running in to his office and
shouted
"Santa singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" .......
since
Sardarji was in panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window
while
comming down when he was near the
tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter
named Preeto.
when he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was
not
married. |
195.
*** Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that
he replied
"Exam was
okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought,
thought,
thought ... and
at last wrote - THUNK !!!" |
196.
a sardar was going on the road.Then he sees a man who
has met
with an
accident.so he picks him up puts him in his car and
takes him to
the
hospital.Then the sardar realises that the man should
have
brought by
ambulance.so he takes him back where he picked him
sardar was driving a car. Suddenly one tyre was
puncher.he took
spear tyre
and changed in the place of punchered tyre. but
unfortunately he
misplaced
the four screws to fit the tyre on its place . he was so
confused
,,now
what to do,, a pagal(mentally retaired) person was
watching this
incident.
He came near to sardar and said," do one thing,, take
each one
screw from
the remaining three tyre and fit it in this new
tyre.There after
u can go
where ever u want to. Sardar was so happy and said aree
yaar
Duniya tume
pagal kahate hai lakin i dont think u are a pagal. pagal
replied
sir,, i m
a pagal but i m not a sardar. |
197.
Once a Sardar ji rescued 6 people from a house burning
on
fire;
But still the Sardar ji was jailed, why?
Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters |
198.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." |
199.
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the
floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables! |
200.
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell
it! |
